What to expect @ SPINN

Hi Tablers,

What to expect at SPINN, Goa? Read the chart and come prepared to Goa.

Bar Guide
SYMPTOM	FAULT	ACTION
Feet cold and wet	Glass being held at incorrect angle	Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling
Feet warm and wet	Improper bladder control	Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training
Drink unusually pale and tasteless	Glass empty	Get someone to buy you another drink
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights	You have fallen over backward	Have yourself lashed to bar
Mouth contains cigarette butts	You have fallen forward	See above
Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet	Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face	Retire to restroom, practice in mirror
Floor blurred	You are looking through bottom of empty glass	Get someone to buy you another drink
Floor moving	You are being carried out	Find out if you are being taken to another bar
Room seems unusually dark	Bar has closed	Confirm hotel address with bartender
Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures	Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations	Cover mouth
Everyone looks up to you and smiles	You are dancing on the table	Fall on somebody cushy-looking
Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear	You have been in a fight	Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them
Don’t recognize anyone, don’t recognize the room you’re in	You’ve wandered into the wrong party	See if they have free alcohol
Your singing sounds distorted	The drink is too weak	Have more alcohol until your voice improves
Don’t remember the words to the song	Drink is just right	Play air guitar

Posted on behalf of
Tr.Kumar.H, Convenor, SPINN

New Year Bash @ BNRT 25

Hi all,

BNRT 25 is organizing its fund raiser with the New Year’s Bash at The Park, Bangalore on Dec 31, 2007. This is intended to be an exclusive, exotic evening for about 75 couples.

The Donor Passes are priced at Rs 5000 per couple and includes Beverages and dinner. Children above 10 will be charged extra at Rs. 750.00. The party will go on at least until 1am. Further, a Crèche for the Children has been arranged with movies, etc!

Theme: Never Say Never Again and Dress code : Lounge suits for Gentlemen and Western ware for the Ladies

We promise to make the evening interesting for all you party animals! Proceeds from the party will go to BNRT 25’s FTE Projects!

Looking forward to seeing you all on the New Year’s eve!

Cheers!
Tr. Kushal Gandhi, BNRT 25

attached: Invite